Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025

JeffEmpire

The Jeff Empire is one of the most powerful groups on minecraft anarchy server 9b9t. JEFF EMPIRE ON TOP!

JeffEmpire is goated.

by OffCamber June 28, 2025

Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish-American private school teacher, turned billionaire banker, who ran a child sex trafficking ring in his many private estates, located in places such as Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris, rural New Mexico, and, perhaps most infamously, his private island in the United States Virgin Islands, Little St. James. He was connected to many wealthy and powerful individuals, such as Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew of the British Royal Family, Stephen Hawking, and Leonardo DiCaprio. In August of 2019, Epstein allegedly committed suicide by hanging while being detained, in the Metropolitan Correctional Center, in New York City, on sex trafficking charges. The circumstances of his death, and connections to the elites of the world, have sparked many conspiracy theories behind his origins as well as the circumstances of his alleged suicide. Some argue that he didn't commit suicide, and was killed in order to prevent information about what happened at his estates from being released, while others believe he was snuck out of the prison, and is living in hiding.

Jeffrey Epstein may, or may not have killed himself, depending on who you ask. It's also probable that he's right now hiding in another Caribbean territory where the rich like to hide their money, such as Bermuda or the Cayman Islands. He's definitely wealthy enough to just nominally disappear from the public eye, if he wanted to.

by This is my handle okay July 13, 2025

Jeffing off

When you edge yourself to tears

He was in his car jeffing off after work, I saw his mascara run.

by Drows420 July 14, 2025

Jefferson

A badass kid that knows everything in the world. Most likely super strong and tall. Very mysterious, favorite interest is the CIA. He has very cool ideas and thinks he's cool. But in reality everyone just thinks he's a fucking geek.

Fucking idiot: "AHHH I DONT KNOW IF ITS OKAY TO PUT THIS IN THE MICROWAVE!!".
Smart idiot : "why don't you ask Jefferson?"

by Norahtheexplora August 19, 2025

Jeffrey

Jeffrey is a typical American name. It sounds like a stereotype, but statistically: He usually dates younger women because it’s easier for him to control them , and to emotionally abuse them. He is a narcissist and very selfish. He usually lacks ambitions, education, and doesn’t like to work. He has a criminal record and likes to hangout with bums. And you should feel sorry for his mother who has to fully support him. He is not suitable to be a boyfriend or a husband material. He definitely goes for naive and vulnerable people. Don’t let his physical appearance trick you. He might be handsome but deep down he is a monster.

Jeffrey you are misfit

by Ashcrunk October 4, 2025