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Glorious Gravy Boat 

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
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matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
Matthew Gray Gubler is a hunk.

milf gravy 

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
milf gravy by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023

Code grayed 

A code gray is the thing that they call at hospitals when they need off duty/on duty police in a room real quickly. So it’s just a more badass and insider slang way of saying you got arrested. Usually it means you got arrested in a hospital but it can just refer to getting arrested in any place where it’s a super urgent situation.
Patient: “okay okay so I was like in the ED yesterday right.”
Friend: “go on go on.”
Patient: “yeah so I was feelin all dizzy all wonky and shit.”
Friend: “yeah yeah yeah from baseline tachycardia?”
Patient: “yeah but like the PA comes in right and this mfer went on about tellin me that my dizziness be from a drug that I just did like half a titration on and shit.”
Friend: “ohhh that’s a misdiagnosis.”
Patient: “yeah like that that mfer ain’t even read an EKG like she ain’t even see that I was experiencing SVT rhythm and she ain’t even look at the P wave orrrr the T wave.”
Friend: “that’s cap cause you can miss the T wave but the P wave? What bullshit.”
Patient: “oh wait there’s more.”
Friend: “lemme guess, a trough proved their bullshit.”
Patient: “nahhhh these mfers refused to run a trough but the fucked thing is that I had a trough prior to titration and it was at a 7.”
Friend: “no fuckin wayyyy, these mfers full of shit.”
Patient: “yeah so I beat the shit outta the PA and then I got code grayed.”
Code grayed by Sacredfart April 1, 2023

Kaden Gray

KG, a pitiful excuse for a human being, walks through life with a soul as barren as the wastelands. His existence is a mere blight on the tapestry of humanity, devoid of compassion, empathy, and any semblance of decency. With each step, he leaves behind a trail of disdain, infecting the air with his repugnant aura. His eyes, once windows to the soul, are now hollow and lifeless, reflecting the darkness that consumes him from within. A heart as cold as ice pumps through his veins, pumping nothing but self-serving agendas and a callous disregard for the feelings of others. He is a walking embodiment of humanity's worst traits, a reminder of the depths to which a person can sink. His twisted mind delights in inflicting pain, relishing in the suffering of others. He is a predator disguised as a man, preying upon the vulnerable and exploiting their weaknesses for his own sick amusement. The darkness that resides within him is palpable, oozing from his every pore like a foul stench that taints the very air. His actions, driven by a toxic cocktail of arrogance and malice, leave a trail of shattered lives and broken spirits in his wake. KG revels in the chaos he creates, reveling in the power he holds over those unfortunate enough to cross his path. There is no humanity left in him, only a grotesque mockery of what a person should be. He is a walking nightmare, a living reminder of the depths of human malevolence.
Bob: Imagine being named Kaden Gray.
Jimmy: Fr fr
Kaden Gray by Foubigguys May 12, 2023