The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 09, 2023
She said I made her shoot bitch syrup all the way across the room but it really just tasted like piss classic.
by Gr8CountryBlump February 09, 2023
Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021