Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole

"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"

Fart flaps by GnTMoose July 14, 2020

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Fart Nugget

Idk tbh

Fart Nugget

Fart Nugget by Sub to me plz: MrDarkShark September 3, 2020

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Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.

After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.

Fart time by Maliit tt September 12, 2020

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Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

Fart Curtain by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020