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Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination? 

I’m talking about UrbanDictionary Jews

But, they called the cops on me and put me in prison last time, right?
Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

I just toasted my pants 

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.
"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

You just wouldn't know 

It's something a girl says to a guy to make him shut up.

To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does
guy:I don't get why girls are like that.
girl:you just wouldn't know

guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know

push my knees im just not wet yet 

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot
ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!