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Joeism

Joeism is the religion of Joe Tazuna from the game 'Your Turn To Die'.
"I joined Joeism today!"
by SouHiyori November 28, 2020
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Jonas hœ

A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏
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Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏
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jonas

Jonas, a common Latin name, biblically means "a dove". In Hebrew, the name is honored with the title of the "gift from God".

If you are lucky enough to meet a Jonas in your lifetime, you will understand that he is the true meaning of pure love. He'll be there for you no matter what, even at 5 a.m. just to talk. He is the one person you can share your deepest secrets with, cry your sorrows with, and feel the best with. His charming humor and debonair personality is what stands out. Great kisser, and he'll never leave your side.

Jonas is the guy that loves to have the spotlight. He is usually the favorite guy from his group of friends. He'll always have the biggest balls to stand up for his friends because they mean a lot to him. He has a great sense of fashion, humbly athletic, can dance, play instruments, all equal to a man of romance.

Don't let this fool you. He may hide some of these things underneath his ego. He's actually smart but acts like the complete opposite sometimes.

Still he's a one of a kind type of guy. Cute, smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, etc. One glance, one conversation, and you'll never forget him.
jonas is a great guy
by wassup my guy December 23, 2020
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Jonasonas

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.
Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no
by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021
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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021
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Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.
by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021
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Johnism

The newest religion created by Hades and Ahn, where the almighty John is our lord and savior.
Did you hear that Lia is a Johnist? I didn't even know Johnism was that popular
by TruebornJohnist May 17, 2021
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