Johnnessy
Johnnessy by bigtoemolestor June 10, 2024
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Jonnywilsoned
When you get a word or situation corrected by a Jonny, or if you can't fix something and a Jonny just turns up and fixes it straight away, looking at you like you are an imbecile!!
The individual automatically stages a defence against the fact Jonny is right or has fixed the issue.
Only for them to go and google or lookup the corrected word / solution and find Jonny to obviously be correct.
The individual automatically stages a defence against the fact Jonny is right or has fixed the issue.
Only for them to go and google or lookup the corrected word / solution and find Jonny to obviously be correct.
Imbecile "I'm sure it was 1998", Jonny "I'm pretty sure it was 1999". Imbecile after trying to confirm the right answer "FUUUUUCCCKK, i've just been Jonnywilsoned"
Friends in the vicinity "You've just been Jonnywilsoned"
Friends in the vicinity "You've just been Jonnywilsoned"
Jonnywilsoned by Jonnygers August 28, 2024
Johanyli
Johanyli is the type of girl to steal your man and act like she all that. Shes one of them wannabe girls.
Girl: bro Johanyli think she all that
Girl 2: I know right! She thinks shes the main character, like honey not everything is about you.
Girl 2: I know right! She thinks shes the main character, like honey not everything is about you.
Johanyli by user.1681950 December 2, 2024
Johnnie
Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Johnnie by Johnnie’s Towel February 28, 2025
Johnnie
Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Johnnie by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025