Marker000's definitions

American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

Cocaina Colombiana

A term referring to “Colombian Cocaine” or “Cocaine from Colombia”

I just bought some Cocaina Colombiana from the cartel! Only 55$ per kilo!

by Marker000 July 28, 2024

Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East

A Big Retarded Cuck -

Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -

Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!

by Marker000 August 4, 2024

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

Edgelord

A person who has way too much self control

Dan - You see John over there? He’s a massive edgelord

Mike - Damn, really? I can’t even control myself twice in a row

by Marker000 May 1, 2025

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

Genesis World Records

A retarded misspelling or mispronunciation of Guinness World Records said by Danno Draws

Genesis World Records is purging YouTubers
- Danno Cal Drawings

by Marker000 July 20, 2024