by Marker000 July 28, 2024
Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia
by Marker000 August 07, 2024
“The Waffle House has found its new host” YouTuber that wears a flannel, bunny slippers, and sunglasses.
by Marker000 July 24, 2024
Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one
by Marker000 August 09, 2024
1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East
2. A country in the Middle East
A Big Retarded Cuck -
Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -
Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!
Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -
Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!
by Marker000 August 04, 2024
CaseOh gets a diabetes delight every time he orders a meal from McDonald’s that could feed a large African village.
by Marker000 July 21, 2024
Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David
by Marker000 May 24, 2025