Marker000's definitions

In What Episode Does Brick

A phrase usually used in shorts where the character Brick Heck from The Middle does something extremely retarded without any punishment.

Seymour: “In What Episode Does Brick Get Decapitated and Walked Around Paris with His Head Raised on a Pike in 1789?”

by Marker000 January 8, 2026

Shower

Slang for Nazi gas chambers, usually used when insulting a Jewish person.

Heinrich:
“Step in a shower you dirty fucking kike.”
Erwin:
“Holy fuck, it’s not 1944 anymore, you can’t say that shit.”

by Marker000 December 21, 2025

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

Edgelord

A person who has way too much self control

Dan - You see John over there? He’s a massive edgelord

Mike - Damn, really? I can’t even control myself twice in a row

by Marker000 May 1, 2025

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 7, 2024

Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East

A Big Retarded Cuck -

Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -

Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!

by Marker000 August 4, 2024