Aimee's bum

The most gorgeous and beautiful bum of all bums that exist. Tends to be a lovely round shape. Quite big, but not TOO big.
Whenever an Aimee's bum walks past every single guy stares at it and drools.

Dude1: HOLY SH*T!
Dude2: WHAT?!
Dude3: OH MY GOD
Dude1: Now THAT is one hell've a hot bum.
Dude3: Hell to the yeah!
Dude1: (laughs)
Dude2: That girl has a seriously fit bum!
Dude1: I know!
All 3 dudes: She has an Aimee's Bum. *dribble drips down their chins*

Aimee's bum by iLOVEbums March 11, 2009

bannock bum 

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.

Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.

bannock bum by twenty- November 23, 2013

Bullet Hole Bum Fuck 

A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.

PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."

Bullet Hole Bum Fuck by Doughboii_Swagg January 25, 2010

wee bum 

When you eat something so rotten that your body wants to get rid of what you consumed so fast that it bypasses every part of the digestive system and heads straight for the exit.

friend:Oh god what is that stench?
me:Sorry mate, at a late night California Burrito @ Filiberto's (aka Fili-squirt-o's) and gave me a bad case of wee bum.

wee bum by LtDan September 7, 2012

crumb-bum 

A term of utter contempt for a worthless, meretricious person, a no-account, with the implication that s/he is of low moral character.

A "bum" has long been an Americanism for a tramp, vagabond or homeless person (and lacking in the "backside" meaning as in the U.K.). The "crumb" may come from the irritating or useless character of bread crumbs or toaster crumbs, but it is possible (despite the spelling) that the first syllable derives from "crummy" as in worthless, detestable. The internal rhyme solidifies the expression.

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"I have no use for my daughter's ex-husband. Ever since the divorce he drifts from job to job and is always behind on child-support payments. He doesn't even send his child a birthday card! As far as I'm concerned, he's a complete crumb-bum."

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crumb-bum by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010

front bum 

Front bum can refer to a pussy, or a big, nasty fat person's lap that looks like they have a butt upfront.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

Did you see her front bum?

front bum by T. J. October 30, 2003

East Bum Fuck 

being located very far away from anything.

Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.

East Bum Fuck by Lancerbean March 13, 2004