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shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day
by Full Status August 28, 2011
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Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
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Māori shower

A shower but instead of water you use lynx Africa and a lot of it!
The bro only had a Māori shower after rugby
by Monkeybollos May 19, 2023
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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Jayden shower

The act of gangbanging someone in a circle and nutting all over their face and body and airdropping it to the whole school
Shut yo ass up fore we give you a jayden shower
by L_Clifton May 23, 2023
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shower whiskey

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!
by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023
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Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!
by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023
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