ass lick
ass lick by ExpressLane February 25, 2004
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False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."
ass burgers by harblmonster January 11, 2009
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ass tassles
1. Kevin was sitting naked in his wicker chair the other day and almost ripped out his apricot when his ass tassles got caught in the bamboo weave.
2. Tricia was complaining that she had ass tassles in her mouth after tossing my salad.
2. Tricia was complaining that she had ass tassles in her mouth after tossing my salad.
ass tassles by DY9 December 28, 2007
ass waffle
The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
ass waffle by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012
ass flounder
ass flounder by Amy Basil November 14, 2006
ass-pussy baby
A baby that is conceived via anal sex gone wrong. When the semen is ejaculated into the asshole it inadvertently drips down and enters the vagina, resulting in the conception of a baby.
ass-pussy baby by KGR February 9, 2008