Dick Butkus 

The greatest defensive player in NFL history. Butkus played linebacker for the Chicago Bears and won the Heisman trophy when he was in college. Probably his greatest accomplishment came when he was voted the greatest defensive player of the 20th century.

Dick Butkus favorite hobby..............
HITTING!!!!!!

Dick Butkus by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006

dick year 

(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.

1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?

2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!

dick year by Kwisatz Haderach May 13, 2005

Dick move 

Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".

John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.

Dick move by GOD KING THUDBUCKET December 23, 2007

Dick-angry 

An adjective used to describes the 'bluster' of someone who comes across angry, rude or frustrated in order to create an image; to impress others; or defend themselves from personal criticism.

Describing someone (usually male) who is angry for no apparent reason, but is in fact angry at the world, because they have a very small penis.

Someone who is 'a dick' is also often 'dick-angry'.

Closely related to "small penis syndrome".

That guy is so rude all the time, I suspect he's dick-angry.

Dick-angry by Outbreak Monkey May 2, 2009

dick bisquit 

The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.

1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.

dick bisquit by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010

dick shitter 

(n.)
One who receives anal sex and shits on the penetrator's dick either during intercourse or upon penile extraction.

Nah, you don't wanna fuck her in the ass, she's a major dick shitter.

dick shitter by nickfinn November 10, 2008

dick-and-a-half 

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.

Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

dick-and-a-half by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007