Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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The Dick Butkus, named after what many people term the best football player ever, is a close kin of the Dirty Sanchez. After performing anal sex, the man uses his "mud pencil of love" to craft eye black under each of his partner's eyes thus enabling her to reduce the glare on the field of play. This move is a must for sports fans everywhere... a perfect companion for any football and/or baseball season!!!
I have always been a fan of hardhitting linebackers, so giving Pam the Dick Butkus last night just felt natural.
by Iameister October 12, 2006
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actually pulled off of ESPN Closed Captioning. Obviously after anal fucking your significant other, you then pull your cock out and come on her face and right after she sucks the remaining jizz off your cock.
"I was fucking Betty last night, but the big surprise was the Dick Butkus I received when I pulled out to come on her tits."
by joe1967 December 06, 2007
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