cock anointing

To touch or rub your coch head against things,objects,persons,food,like to anoint or mark ownership

cock anointing is a vain atempth to take ownership of an object or sexual joy, knowing your cock touched someone elses property or entered their personal space

by viking48 February 28, 2009

cock polisher

Simply put, Your Mouth.

For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"

by Angie L October 13, 2006

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

cock guzzler

this is one who swallows cock for a living, forget giving this cock guzzler a beer at a party, he will settle for a nice cock instead.

Jake was a cock guzzler all night, he could have had a jagbomb, but took a giz bomb instead

by terry one love April 25, 2006

Bobbin for cock

When someone is sitting upright and keeps falling asleep. When their head bobs down and they jerk it back up, it looks like they're giving head. Bobbin for cock.

Joe must have been out late last night, because today in World History he was bobbin for cock.

by lectwistman August 6, 2009

Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"

by Ryan October 12, 2004

wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.

-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"

by fatcat February 7, 2007