cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006