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tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)
"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."
tits up in a ditch by Twathenge April 27, 2006
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tittie sprinkles 

The little bumps on the areola, beside the nipple.
That chick had some delicious tittie sprinkles.
tittie sprinkles by guapojojo December 14, 2009

TITTY DANCER 

A slang word used to describe a person of the female gender that becomes naked on command from the waist up for an audience that pays her with $1-$100 bills. More often than not, the dancer will become undressed to music from the late 80's and early 90's, with various dance and hip-hop moves thrown in just to confuse and excite the male gender.
That Titty Dancer works that pole hotter than two mice fuckin in a wool sock.
TITTY DANCER by DeanerBeaner November 24, 2006
Tittied
Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.
*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now.
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Friend 1 - are you sober rn?
You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha
Tittied by Tittied October 22, 2019

Corn Tits 

A person with extremely large Nipples(male or female).
"Did you see that girl without a bra on? Her corn tits made holes in her shirt!"
Corn Tits by 109020d1993 March 12, 2010

Titanic Shit 

A shit so massive, that when flushed, it breaks in two and carries its passengers to the depths.
I just took a titanic shit that was oscar worthy.
Titanic Shit by John + Amy May 5, 2008