Swamp Donkey 

A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.

My god, look at that swamp donkey. She is foul!

Swamp Donkey by Michael Newman October 10, 2004

Trail Donkey 

another term for "pack mule"

an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain

We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.

Trail Donkey by sacopex February 21, 2004

Extreme Donkey Punch 

Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.

"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"

"Now!!"

Extreme Donkey Punch by thunder pants April 12, 2010

Damp Donkey 

When ones douses an asshole, they then morph into damp donkeys and everyone knows they are an ass and you're a hero.

Ted: I hate our professor, he's such a dick
Bill: Lets drench him next class with syrup so he'll be the new damp donkey.

Damp Donkey by Stumpy Stumps June 28, 2010

Ponky-Donkey 

Someone who has done something silly.

A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter

You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey

Ponky-Donkey by shortlane July 16, 2010

reverse donkey humping

When a male and female shove dildos into their rectums back to back while the male has anal sex with an animal such as a donkey

Hey jan I heard you and Tom were reverse donkey humping at old man Harrison's farm.

reverse donkey humping by Twisted fear December 3, 2013

Swamp Donkey 

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

Swamp Donkey by The acoholic January 4, 2014