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When ones douses an asshole, they then morph into damp donkeys and everyone knows they are an ass and you're a hero.
Ted: I hate our professor, he's such a dick
Bill: Lets drench him next class with syrup so he'll be the new damp donkey.
by Stumpy Stumps June 26, 2010
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