Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up

Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you

by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024

sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.

"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."

by dori1977 December 12, 2012

super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.

Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.

by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

Sock Flock

A flock of socks going through the air.

"MAN,LOOK AT THAT SOCK FLOCK!"-Paul The Women

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Cock Sock

Slang term for a condom

Did you buy me my pack of cock socks for tonight?

by Phantom Coopcake December 13, 2018

Stinky sock

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock.

In Miraculous Ladybug Season 3 in episode 11 Plag calls Tikki sugarcube where Tikki responds with calling Plag stinky sock

by E is the best suck it nerd June 4, 2021