cock polisher

Simply put, Your Mouth.

For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"

by Angie L October 13, 2006

Condor cock

describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor

Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.

by Keggles December 11, 2006

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007

cock anointing

To touch or rub your coch head against things,objects,persons,food,like to anoint or mark ownership

cock anointing is a vain atempth to take ownership of an object or sexual joy, knowing your cock touched someone elses property or entered their personal space

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"

by Ryan October 12, 2004

wedding cock

Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.

-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.

Alternatively it could be used as-

"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"

by fatcat February 7, 2007

cock clock

When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.

Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.

The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."

Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.

It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.

Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.

by Mike Tyson Jr February 9, 2010