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goo.gl/beef 

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.
''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"
goo.gl/beef by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013
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hold my beef 

A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.
Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.
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Side of beef 

Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.
Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?
Side of beef by HillaryForPresident February 26, 2017

bitch kachigga beef nacho

the proper, professional way of saying “you’re gay.”
human #1 “bitch kachigga beef nacho
human #2 “fuck you dude! no i’m not.”

rancid beef waffles 

Eeeew, his rancid beef waffles are really making it smell bad in here.
rancid beef waffles by Light Joker September 13, 2004

little beef 

A kid at our school who is a complete fag and likes to lazy Stephen himself and has a poodongall the time. He cant seem to control himself and his want for manpoon. He watches a movie with mike's mom in it all the time. But he still craves the manpoon.
Look there goes Little Beef.
little beef by The Blob January 20, 2005

roast beef taco 

A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.
roast beef taco by bellipotent July 27, 2006