by fuckbastian June 3, 2025
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by Shhhhut July 27, 2025
Get the Bastee mug.An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.
Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."
by Bardo89 August 29, 2025
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Get the bastard mug.a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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