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96

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use

Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
by ProphetOfConfusion May 23, 2014
mugGet the 96mug.

96

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
by ProphetOfConfusion November 8, 2018
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quadrapuple

the silly for of quadruple... ideal when referring to a cute litter of 4 Poodle puppies
oh she had 4 of then how adorable quadrapuple!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 25, 2021
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betrayler

When a trailer for a movie movie totally and clearly betrays the source material pissing of fans everywhere right and left and scaring away people from the original because it's soo shitty!

Basically like anything Uwe Boll made or anything similar.
person a: Did you see that trailer for <insert title here>?
person b: yuck! yeah total fucking betrayler! fuck that shit!

I'm gonna re-read the book and pretend that shit was ever made!
person a: Yeah fucking sell out corporate dushturd holywood!
by ProphetOfConfusion March 26, 2018
mugGet the betraylermug.

glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
mugGet the glumenmug.

Terrorism

The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.
by ProphetOfConfusion April 22, 2021
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refiled

What you do to undo a defilement after it has occurred.
Similarly a place can be filed at least according to be monks who worship the many gods of bureaucracy (why's names may not be uttered without first filing the right paper work in triplicate for each person who is to hear them)
Person a: Gasp! they have defined the bathroom most dreadfully
person b: urk! yeah someone left a stinker.. better have it refiled again since its currently defiled.
by ProphetOfConfusion July 7, 2017
mugGet the refiledmug.

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