BSOD

A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.
Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.
by ProphetOfConfusion March 17, 2015
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quadrapuple

the silly for of quadruple... ideal when referring to a cute litter of 4 Poodle puppies
oh she had 4 of then how adorable quadrapuple!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 25, 2021
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selfietards

selfietards are Idiots who do stupid stupid! stupid!! STUPID!!! things to get a selfie!

Selfietards should should have their phones and cameras permanently confiscated for the safety and betterment of society.
watch?v=iuLydEkhGuo <-- an example of selfietards! (youtube link att it to the watch parameter in the url) (Idiot beach goes murdering a rare dolphin to take selfies)
by ProphetOfConfusion February 20, 2016
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glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 29, 2017
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Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p
person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*
by ProphetOfConfusion February 20, 2016
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Ritchtard

A well deserved derogatory term for ritch people who claim the affluenca defence when doing some crime.

since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
Person a) Did you hear the affluensa kids father Fred Couch got arrested for impersonating a police officer?
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
by ProphetOfConfusion August 21, 2014
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tutorial decay

the tendency for tutorials to become out of date or irrelevant over time for for critical links to be broken over time making it a garbage tutorial that just frustrates people trying to learn.
overwatch videos are very much subject to tutorial decay as heros are changed.
the same can be said about a fair few technical tutorials on machine learning and stuff like angular.
by ProphetOfConfusion December 07, 2018
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