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96

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
by ProphetOfConfusion November 8, 2018
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Ritchtard

A well deserved derogatory term for ritch people who claim the affluenca defence when doing some crime.

since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
Person a) Did you hear the affluensa kids father Fred Couch got arrested for impersonating a police officer?
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
by ProphetOfConfusion August 21, 2014
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glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
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Terrorism

The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.
by ProphetOfConfusion April 22, 2021
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refiled

What you do to undo a defilement after it has occurred.
Similarly a place can be filed at least according to be monks who worship the many gods of bureaucracy (why's names may not be uttered without first filing the right paper work in triplicate for each person who is to hear them)
Person a: Gasp! they have defined the bathroom most dreadfully
person b: urk! yeah someone left a stinker.. better have it refiled again since its currently defiled.
by ProphetOfConfusion July 7, 2017
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idiotard

A true exemplar of stupidity!

Some one just about as moronic and mindless as they come.
A woman as distressed by the store she works in introducing vodoo doll key chains into the product they sell..

and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!

the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!

Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!
by ProphetOfConfusion September 8, 2016
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quadrapuple

the silly for of quadruple... ideal when referring to a cute litter of 4 Poodle puppies
oh she had 4 of then how adorable quadrapuple!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 25, 2021
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