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Terrorism

The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.
by ProphetOfConfusion April 22, 2021
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Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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BSOD

A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.
Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.
by ProphetOfConfusion March 17, 2015
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96

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use

Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
by ProphetOfConfusion May 23, 2014
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Ritchtard

A well deserved derogatory term for ritch people who claim the affluenca defence when doing some crime.

since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
Person a) Did you hear the affluensa kids father Fred Couch got arrested for impersonating a police officer?
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
by ProphetOfConfusion August 21, 2014
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96

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
by ProphetOfConfusion November 8, 2018
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quadrapuple

the silly for of quadruple... ideal when referring to a cute litter of 4 Poodle puppies
oh she had 4 of then how adorable quadrapuple!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 25, 2021
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