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glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
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Terrorism

The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.
by ProphetOfConfusion April 22, 2021
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refiled

What you do to undo a defilement after it has occurred.
Similarly a place can be filed at least according to be monks who worship the many gods of bureaucracy (why's names may not be uttered without first filing the right paper work in triplicate for each person who is to hear them)
Person a: Gasp! they have defined the bathroom most dreadfully
person b: urk! yeah someone left a stinker.. better have it refiled again since its currently defiled.
by ProphetOfConfusion July 7, 2017
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idiotard

A true exemplar of stupidity!

Some one just about as moronic and mindless as they come.
A woman as distressed by the store she works in introducing vodoo doll key chains into the product they sell..

and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!

the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!

Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!
by ProphetOfConfusion September 8, 2016
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BSOD

A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.
Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.
by ProphetOfConfusion March 17, 2015
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96

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use

Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
by ProphetOfConfusion May 23, 2014
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greedful

grateful but greedy for more
person a) that cat sure likes being petted
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....
by ProphetOfConfusion July 10, 2019
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