ProphetOfConfusion's definitions

Ritchtard

A well deserved derogatory term for ritch people who claim the affluenca defence when doing some crime.

since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea

Person a) Did you hear the affluensa kids father Fred Couch got arrested for impersonating a police officer?
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!

by ProphetOfConfusion August 21, 2014

glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm

person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!

by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017

greedful

grateful but greedy for more

person a) that cat sure likes being petted
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....

by ProphetOfConfusion July 10, 2019

betrayler

When a trailer for a movie movie totally and clearly betrays the source material pissing of fans everywhere right and left and scaring away people from the original because it's soo shitty!

Basically like anything Uwe Boll made or anything similar.

person a: Did you see that trailer for <insert title here>?
person b: yuck! yeah total fucking betrayler! fuck that shit!

I'm gonna re-read the book and pretend that shit was ever made!
person a: Yeah fucking sell out corporate dushturd holywood!

by ProphetOfConfusion March 26, 2018

quadrapuple

the silly for of quadruple... ideal when referring to a cute litter of 4 Poodle puppies

oh she had 4 of then how adorable quadrapuple!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 25, 2021

96

A puritan sexual position.

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.

by ProphetOfConfusion November 8, 2018

Terrorism

The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch

Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.

by ProphetOfConfusion April 22, 2021