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person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
by ProphetOfConfusion May 23, 2014
Get the 96 mug.A well deserved derogatory term for ritch people who claim the affluenca defence when doing some crime.
since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
Person a) Did you hear the affluensa kids father Fred Couch got arrested for impersonating a police officer?
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
by ProphetOfConfusion August 21, 2014
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Get the BSOD mug.person a) that cat sure likes being petted
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....
by ProphetOfConfusion July 10, 2019
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Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Don’t get RIPPED OFF!" video
Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Don’t get RIPPED OFF!" video
by ProphetOfConfusion September 25, 2020
Get the goiderstabbed mug.Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.
symbol: glm
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.
symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.
person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.
person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
Get the glumen mug.A woman as distressed by the store she works in introducing vodoo doll key chains into the product they sell..
and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!
the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!
Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!
and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!
the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!
Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!
by ProphetOfConfusion September 8, 2016
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