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person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
by ProphetOfConfusion May 23, 2014
Get the 96 mug.A well deserved derogatory term for ritch people who claim the affluenca defence when doing some crime.
since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
since affliienca is a kind of insanity plea
Person a) Did you hear the affluensa kids father Fred Couch got arrested for impersonating a police officer?
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
Person b) Fucking ritchtard!
Person a) yah his ex-wife got arrested for trying to drive somone of the roat too.
Person b) Fuck! the whole family is a bunch of fucking ritchtards!!!
by ProphetOfConfusion August 21, 2014
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Get the BSOD mug.person a) that cat sure likes being petted
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....
person b) yeah he get annoyed if i stop
person a) ah he is very greedful
cat) good human slave keep petting your furry overlord Mya ha ha ha ha!....
by ProphetOfConfusion July 10, 2019
Get the greedful mug.When a trailer for a movie movie totally and clearly betrays the source material pissing of fans everywhere right and left and scaring away people from the original because it's soo shitty!
Basically like anything Uwe Boll made or anything similar.
Basically like anything Uwe Boll made or anything similar.
person a: Did you see that trailer for <insert title here>?
person b: yuck! yeah total fucking betrayler! fuck that shit!
I'm gonna re-read the book and pretend that shit was ever made!
person a: Yeah fucking sell out corporate dushturd holywood!
person b: yuck! yeah total fucking betrayler! fuck that shit!
I'm gonna re-read the book and pretend that shit was ever made!
person a: Yeah fucking sell out corporate dushturd holywood!
by ProphetOfConfusion March 26, 2018
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Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Don’t get RIPPED OFF!" video
Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Don’t get RIPPED OFF!" video
by ProphetOfConfusion September 25, 2020
Get the goiderstabbed mug.Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.
symbol: glm
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.
symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.
person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.
person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
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