neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

by kittymisfit September 25, 2010

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 21, 2010

Dingo Flatmouth

An inaudible saying that nobody understands. It is used in place of common words such as book.

Teacher: "Today in class we will be reading the book Hamlet."
Student: "I aint funna read dat dingo flatmouth."

by Jonashquaka December 8, 2010

reservoir flats

Basically the ghetto of the northern suburbs. Inhabitants:junkies,bogans and feral abos.

You don't live near the reservoir flats do you??

by Ambieeleejay June 10, 2014

patty flattie

A women who's breasts and ass are very flat.

Fuckboy 1: DUDE THAT GIRL WAS SO PRETTY
Fuckboy 2 : Nah man, she was a patty flattie.

by lucifer_666 July 16, 2015

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"

-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018