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Whale eye 

The same as "side eye"

To look at someone out of the corner of your eye usually because they said some dumb shit.
When she told me she was a virgin, I pursed my lips and gave her the whale eye
Whale eye by ricardoduck July 28, 2009
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Testicle Eyes 

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.
Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.
Testicle Eyes by Ekaven April 13, 2010

good old one eye 

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

Cock Eyed 

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.
Cock Eyed by Matoman February 19, 2017

Split Sack Eye-Mask 

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

whale eye 

The ass hole, but picture it as being wide open and as black as a whale's eye.
1) Dood, you stink. Maybe you need to go wash up that whale eye!
2) I've been working so hard, even my whale eye is sweating.
3) Check that stripper's whale eye, it just winked at me!
whale eye by Dr. Combs March 22, 2004