Dylan is...indescribable. He is every boy's best mate and the best boyfriend imaginable. He is sweet and funny, usually with freckles, dark hair, and a tall, incredibly fit figure. Hold onto him, if he is yours because he's a legend. He will always be by your side and adores smart, brown-haired, blue-eyed girls who like sports and have a good voice (singing). I love Dylan to bits; he is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Get the Dylan mug.a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.
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