Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Merry mountain

The act off festively decorating a dog pile of gay men with each other’s penises in each others anuses

Man 1:Hey do you wanna come make a merry mountain with me and some friends

Man 2: what the fuck is a merry mountain

by jjjenther July 23, 2025

Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Rocky Mountain Snow Cap

The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.

I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.

by MuricanGinger May 22, 2025

calcium mountains

Breasts, particularly those that are large, are often emphasized in terms of size or prominence.

She has some nice calcium mountains that are awaiting to be climbed.

by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025

Red Mountain

A cocktail mixing red wine & Mountain Dew over ice

Hello sir, may I have a Red Mountain?

by Pops Romani November 4, 2025

Rocky Mountain High

Noun: Getting on board Amtrak's California Zephyr route and getting loaded on edibles

"Instead of visiting in-laws this year, I'll be taking a Rocky Mountain High with Jessica instead."

by E bough December 14, 2025