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monkey gangbang 

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.
requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube
monkey gangbang by fecklord January 15, 2019

Monkey Things Up 

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
Monkey Things Up by UncleLoid January 19, 2019

Monkey pudding 

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
Monkey pudding by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

monkey cute 

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones
hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute
monkey cute by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

monkey dick 

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
monkey dick by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Monkey Nuts 

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
Monkey Nuts by Lacrazey June 27, 2019