Definitions by Monkeypuddin

Monkey pudding 

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

Monkey pudding by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Shmushing 

The act of two men going Butt to butt while sharing the same two headed dildo, repeatedly pressing their butts together.

Dude... I just walked in on Doug and Darrel shmushing. I’ve never been so horny in my life!

Shmushing by Monkeypuddin February 22, 2019