Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.

They have no respect for women

Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"

The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"

John Mayer by lovely_dragon February 23, 2010

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John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

John Deere by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013

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John Rex

It's one of the greatest rappers to come out of Asia. He is booty! Mayunn...he is tight!he is a real bud.....would you like a fifth?

John Rex is bootysdhgfukw

John Rex by someone secretly invading the shizzny February 2, 2005

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John Tomas

Slang for penis. For further confirmation of this definition view Austin Powers II The spy who shagged me during the rocket scene.

Would you look at the Jon Thomas on that guy!! He is hung like a horse...wait, he is a horse.

John Tomas by chasingamy March 3, 2005

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