New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.

You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.

by Steve May 7, 2003

Zelun

Clown

Zelun you're a fucking clown

by AcidCoolGuy November 12, 2020

Zelina

Zelina is an avid tea drinker who consumes more cups each night than physically possible. When everyone tries to sleep she likes to blast her music and steal everyones socks. More than once she has clogged up the toilets and woken everyone up. However, she is always on time even though she is impossible to reach over the phone.

Did you try to call her? No but she is such a Zelina, she will be here any minute.

by Syltburken September 11, 2021

New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.

Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

Zelenka

some crazy russian antiseptic stuff...green in colour...green in russian is zelenii hence the term zelenka

if you cut yourself you might end up being called alenka vsia v zelenke (alena is covered in zelenka)

by mulletgirl September 2, 2005

New Zealand

A country made up of two large islands located in the South Pacific. The only question is: Where is the old Zealand?

"I love New Zealand!"

by star8706 September 27, 2003

ZELAD

1. a synonym for absolutely any noun. It can be used to confuse someone or to replace an undescribable object. Use of this noun also makes any sentence perfectly logical. (Use of the word in a sentence does not have to follow grammar rules of any kind but must always be written in capital letters.)
2. A meme originating from 4chan where Link spells Zelda incorrectly and refers to it like a salad.

1. Lol so these ZELAD was ask me if I want to pee bears all the way to the moon.

I want a ZELADS so she'll like me.
2. Link! You want some zelad?

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011