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dude! he ate a toe? wtff?!
by njbubbles January 23, 2009
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WTFFF?!

WTFFF?! is an abbreviation of the phrase "What The Fucking Fuck FUCK?!". Building on the tradition of other phrase abbreviations - such as WTF, WTH, ROTFL, and so on - WTFFF?! is used to express a highly elevated sense of angry, almost disbelieving astonishment and disgust at an idea, event, quote, or any other ridiculous, stupid, asinine, incredible, irresponsible, banal, incredulous thing.
"While reading the morning paper, I came across an article supporting the nomination of Dick Cheney for some kind of humanitarian award for his philanthropic work in the middle East. Gobsmacked, I actually had to read the article again to make sure those words were actually there - they were. And I was totally, like, how is Dick "My Name Really Is Dick" Cheney going to get a humanitarian ANYthing? Do they even know who he IS? And what he's DONE? WTFFF?!"
by slegotoo October 26, 2013
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persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.
"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."
by Class of '07 April 15, 2007
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wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass
wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!
by Matt April 11, 2003
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wiffletree

your butt, buttox, bottom, bum, backside, ass.
Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!

Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.
by three-m March 9, 2011
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wiffybanter

Person A: who's that?
Person B: That's WiffyBanter, A cunt
by Non Cunt January 7, 2020
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wtfftw

used in work places
wtfftw- work time fun for the win
by pantina July 5, 2007
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