uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.

"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"

by djtc October 17, 2020

useless acronym

A person who feels useless and worthless and feels that their problems are cliché

Lohan is a useless acronym. I feel like a useless acronym.

by cd13baseball fan August 16, 2013

terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

USELESS CRAYON

A slightly racist term for a white person who adds no value to society.

There's Sarah. She's such a useless crayon.

Stephen isn't a useless crayon, because he has a job!

by anonymous November 9, 2023

Stupid useless son of a bitch

Mark is a Stupid useless son of a bitch

He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch

by Colemyguylover69420 January 29, 2024

Useless fuckpigs

The tory cabinet during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic

"You're a bunch of cunts, morons and useless fuckpigs" - Dom

by Moggosaur Mo November 21, 2023