unicorn horn

(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.

You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.

Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.

by stevie the hero January 7, 2014

unical

A place people go to waste their time for paper that they won't even use.

Person1: Bro can you borrow me money
Person2: sorry I can't, I've unicaled it away

by Thatboredguywith10" July 5, 2019

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell

A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.

Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"

by slackalacka September 16, 2010

unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed

I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS

Unicorns and rainbows

by Diepepe October 29, 2016

unicorn chaser

Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.

After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.

by ksadya June 6, 2007

unicrack

1. Mad case of Assgina.
2. When the vagina is linked to the butt crack, therefore no space inbetween the anus and..well..you get it.

1. Damn she's sweaty, she left her unicrack print on the seat.

2. I'm sorry Miss, we're going to have operate on your anis. Ok, pass me the unicracker.

3. "Unicrack, from front to back."

by Big Toker April 14, 2003

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

by pizzaking May 4, 2011