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Tubercles of Montgomery

A more extra way of referring to Montgomery’s tubercles, which are those small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like smaller nipples and provide lubrication during breastfeeding.
And yea it was said, her tubercles of Montgomery were splendid and divine.
by Pony Danza April 13, 2022
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My Tube

Like You Tube and My Space, but a parody of the cultural fad for user generated content (UGC) online.

Also funny as its reference to the colon, or asshole.
I logged off My Tube, and droped the kids off at the pool all in one move!
by Hurnia January 28, 2007
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snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.
(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!
by Plant Girl March 13, 2009
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Relief Tube

Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century

A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.

Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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hunger tube

"Man, I'm starved. I just wanna shove a nice pie down my hunger tube."
by HarunaBanana January 29, 2015
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Tennessee Tuberculosis

During foreplay, while a man is licking a woman's pussy, her period comes, the man accidentally inhales her menstruation blood, then in a coughing fit, the blood is sprayed all over the woman's body
No, they're not spots on my body, my boyfriend had a bad case of Tennessee Tuberculosis.
by AllFiftyStatesBaby May 6, 2018
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poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.
Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.
by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018
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