Trooper

a "legendary Canadian rock band", whose body of work includes such classics as:

-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell

Q: Didn't Trooper have a song that said something about a 'three dressed up as a nine'?

A: Yes, the did.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Topper

Not a fucking pencil sharpener

"can I use your topper please"

"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE

by RainbowMug June 14, 2019

State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable

"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"

by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008

Bear Trappers Hat

An unkempt woman's front bottom adorned with vast amounts of pubic hair.

"I hitched up her skirt, pulled down her knickers and her minge, a bear trappers hat i tell you. "I can't get through that" I thought. So I flipped her over and give it to 'er up the Gary Glitter

by SlimDuttyRudeboi April 16, 2006

cooper trooper

A hardcore fan of Alice Cooper.

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.

by T-von August 9, 2007

tricky trapper

someone who finds a wicked choon online and shares it

you tricky trapper you - melodious harmonious

by dazzleships August 2, 2011

trooper juice

ginger ale and cointreau

damn that's some good trooper juice

by killin_suckas December 28, 2007