shiny trombone

during sex when a girl ejaculates and the guy pulls out and it's all shiny with cum

"Dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever"

by godsflesh January 20, 2008

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Trombone

So basically the trombone is superior to everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.

(This definition is TOTALLY unbiased)

Friend 1: "woah! That's a trombone, right?! It sounds so cool I can't imagine a band without it!"

Friend 2: "yeah I get hard when I hear it and the band director does too."

by ThatFatGuyWhosInUrClass December 4, 2017

rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.

I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone

by Freezerguy December 4, 2013

the trombone

When a girl eats your butthole while stroking your cock and plays with your balls

This chick was down to do the trombone last night

by Jchronic May 6, 2018

The Trombone

When someone kneels behind another while reaching up and under between the males legs with both hands to stroke their salami, all while blowing raspberries on their asshole.

Last nights party was so wild, I heard Danielle gave Colin what they call The Trombone near the shed out back!

by HalfDilf March 26, 2021

Golden trombone

The golden trombone is the sexual position taken by those women in their 50's.

Liza Minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50's. She was even awarded the prestious Golden Trombone several years in a row. These awards were then sealed by the IRS and awarded the coveted Purina Catchow Award. Meow on!

by J Page December 4, 2015