by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
Get the tonsil toddler mug.The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
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Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
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Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
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