Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.

George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018

Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.

If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.

by One ball Lucky Charlie May 28, 2018

French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018

Lubricated Trombone

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick

Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin

by anonymous May 10, 2023

upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass

I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.

by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018

rusty thumbone

Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.

Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"

Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"

by rileyriley March 3, 2011