Clean Cut Thad

To be surprised, and sodimized, by a horny alligator

I was just looking for my golf ball but an alligator surprised me and gave me a clean cut thad

by Skizert October 3, 2016

Not as bad as Thad

When your actions are shitty, but they aren’t as shitty as a peer. By comparison, you feel as though your actions are excusable

Melinda said, “I can’t believe you would do something like that!”

Then Marcus replied, “Well.. I’m not as bad as Thad”.

by GinaRoots June 30, 2018

teradactyl penis

what happened to the satans dick after it came in contact with the yeti.

the satans dick is now a prehistoric artifact aka a teradactyl penis

by the mello December 29, 2007

Thad

A male human being going by the name ¨Thad¨ is usually on the wrong side of the law, saying things that could get him arrested and beat up. on the topic of beating up, people named Thad will most often get beat up by five year old girls. this happens since he watches them and when they find out, they throw their lego at him. he is someone who is hated by all and tolerated by few. A Thad is someone who is so stubborn, they would eat literal shit, and then say it tasted like caramel. Thad´s are usually short.

Guy- Hey Thad hows it going?
Thad- Eat sh*t you bag of herpes
Guy- I hate that Thad kid

by gamergirlgoose April 11, 2019

Thadd

A intelligent,enigmatic man..has the perfect nose.likes mismatched socks.cutest butt ever!a good person.funny,silly,superbatman

Omg girl!look at that nose..must be a Thadd

by Supernova99 August 24, 2016

The SH!THEADS

a group of idiots who film alot of random bullshit which is extremely funny. Such bullshit can be found in "The SH!THEADS Movie", "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog" and "Stick A Sword In These Things". The SH!THEADS consist of Ant McEwan, Sam Chaabane, Mark Alpin and Jakey Boy.

From "The SH!THEADS Movie":

Ant - "Awww man, is I well 'ard coz I is smokin'?"
Jakey - "Are we there yet?" Ant - "Yep, we're there...eat shit!"

From "SH!THEADS 2: Boys On The Bog":

Mark - "Im addicted to being put in sleeper holds!...Wack one on me now!"
Ant - "You were the one who said I couldnt get it up motherfucker!"

From "Stick A Sword In These Things":

Hobo Ballbaggins - "It's some sort of weird language...i cant make it out..."
Gunbelt - "There's few who can. In the common tongue it reads 'Place finger here'."

by Ant McEwan February 27, 2005

Theadora

A middle aged Greek whore with a terrible complexion that is an embarrassment to her family.

Dont' be a Theadora young Madie, you will be disowned by your entire family.

by GreekLyingfelone February 16, 2020