Toffer

When someone has a super round head and looks like he belongs in a Willy wonka chocolate ad

Get a haircuts you look like a toffer

by HoesLuvMe May 2, 2018

tuffet

The happy trail that starts at the crack of ones ass and runs up the lower part of the back.

Yo, this girl bent over to pick up a book and she had the hairest tuffet.

by doofusdan August 18, 2003

Tuffenuff

Big baller.

Faster than most others.

Has no trouble racing toolbags that like to talk shit...but, cant back it up.

Likes to make fun of people who talk shit and ONLY run 10-12 second cars.

Talk shit to tuffEnuff and be prepared to *RACE*. If your car is too slow, shut the hell up and go back to surfing for Gay porn.

by Tuffster January 27, 2007

terfe

A soft spoken but irritating person who asks 20+ questions a day about erroneous bullshit.

Here comes surf n' terfe.
She is sweet but she is being a terfe today.

by Pollypockets January 13, 2015

Telfer

A man who is not blessed with height, size, or smarts, but tries to make up for it my working out and driving a big truck. A real woman of a man.

Thats Telfer. He's gay.

by F*** Yea! November 7, 2009

toffee

the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.

be afraid, be very afraid.

dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!

toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.

dxd: ...

toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.

by Thomas Xavier June 25, 2004

teffs

A shortened word that refers to teflon coated (and often steel core) ammunition which, at close range will penetrate vests, engine blocks, kevlar helmets, etc. Teflon, a fluorocarbon, is the acclaimed "slipperiest substance" in the world, which makes it an effective cop killer.

Brotha Lynch: "nigga's got teffs in his nine"

by Hoopnasty May 12, 2006