Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
by Nevernamed22 June 12, 2016
by but sex master June 26, 2004
(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)
A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
by spawnofTed April 15, 2007
Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.
See also Lemming
See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
by the waffletoday July 04, 2004
A complete fucking moron that does a lot of cocaine. Ted Nugent is a close-minded Republican asshole.
by Sehctib Natas Mi May 26, 2005
A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.
by Woody Thomas April 08, 2007
The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.
by Chappaquiddick Hotel December 06, 2003