PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.
Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"
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An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.
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An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
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Get the Replacive Technology mug.Bioextraphysical Technology or Technobioextraphysics is a broad area of bioextraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical living systems and extraphysical organisms to develop or make products and technologies. Depending on the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Bioextraphysical technology often works with the development of biotechnologies that would be able to work at extraphysical level and replicating the same properties and functions of bioextraphysics and that could be used for several goals, such as the development of bioextraphysical products and even to turn humanity into a bioextraphysical species.
"Bioextraphysical technology is a nice field that might grow a lot in the future, despite it might take a lot of time until it's full developed such as the other fields of extraphysical technology, technobioextraphysics and technoextraphysics."
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"Extraphysical technology is just really amazing, it's really nice to know that we might have in the future more alternatives to classical transhumanism and that those alternatives can be far better and far useful than classical transhumanism itself, despite it might take a lot of time until they are completely developed."
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Get the Extraphysical Technology mug.Crazy technology means common shortcuts or very basic skills (simple technology) that blows someone’s mind. It can also be applied to broader scenarios like anything you find amazing but quite common to others.
Origin: When we were doing a group assignment at uni, a team member tried to fit a table in a page but it didn’t work because that table had too many columns. Then the team show him how to switch that page to landscape. Then he said “Oh that’s crazy technology!”
Example1: Context: An excel guru colleague showed me how to auto resize all both width and height of excel spreadsheet. He selected all first and then clicked any boundary in the selected area. Then the whole spreadsheet was auto-resized. Before I learned about this, I manually resized spreadsheet by clicking each boundary. So this is “Crazy Technology”.
Example1: Context: An excel guru colleague showed me how to auto resize all both width and height of excel spreadsheet. He selected all first and then clicked any boundary in the selected area. Then the whole spreadsheet was auto-resized. Before I learned about this, I manually resized spreadsheet by clicking each boundary. So this is “Crazy Technology”.
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