Tech Lagger 

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

Tech Lagger by ErikD January 23, 2010

Tech week 

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

Tech week by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019

tech support scammer 

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

tech support scammer by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

tech money/technology money 

These are the social media overlords who took advantage of the early internet and made social media apps, they can come from old/new/non money, they are almost always male and have a tendency to sell their users data...

FYI: tech money can be new as well! Take a look at Tiktok

Mark Zuckerberg is tech money/technology money.
Yo bro tf is a tech money?
Social media overlords who made social media apps we communicate on.
Ah, aight thanks!

tech money/technology money by Fairyjuggalo March 4, 2022

Tech Supporch 

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

Tech Supporch by Potzer August 7, 2022

Tech moe 

noun A person (male or female) who has significant technical expertise, specifically with computers, but tends to avoid the stereotypical "computer geek" norm. They are socially skilled, confident and cool as well as I.T. savvy.

She is such a tech moe! Guys want to be with her, girls want to be her and I want to program like her.

Tech moe by kg73 April 7, 2010

Tech-wreck 

This struck me when I listened to my Mom and Dad talking about the iPad they were getting for Christmas. This is what you get when people who are not savvy about technology want to talk about and play with high-tech toys: iPhones, Ipads, etc.

My Dad got an iPad; what a tech-wreck!

Tech-wreck by WildTurkey December 30, 2010