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Shit sticker

After whiping your ass after a massive shit, you throw the shit stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. It will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on the binding power of your poo. You can also toss make shit stickers on the stall wall as well.
I went in to use the bathroom at the truck stop, and a shit sticker fell on my head!
by C. Feldman December 31, 2010
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Striker

The Social Athlete who always manages to slot one away. He's always chasing girls on a night out.
"I've got no idea where Jim's gone. He's probably off being a striker again".

"Isn't it Davo's birthday today? When's he arriving?"...... "He got here ages ago, but he's chasing after a girl, being a striker".
by TheAthlete November 2, 2014
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sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!
Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.
by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010
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Sticker Slap

To stick grafiti stickers on other people's property
Do you want to go sticker slap tonight?
by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015
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Baby on board sticker

Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.

the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.
Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.

Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".
by Person #37878678 March 25, 2020
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Bumper Sticker Politics

Persuading people to support a politician or initiative through the use of catchphrases, broad/short statements or simply selling the idea that people need to belong to a political party while depending on the target audience laziness not to do any actual research to see if the politician or initiative has any outstanding flaws that will burn them.

The frenzy increases around elections and can be easily spotted in message boards when people try to turn any news article into a political statement even if it really has nothing to do with politics.
Do you really think your Beliefs are in jeopardy depending on who is in office? You need to stop buying into the bumper sticker politics you see on the road and actually read unbiased articles instead.
by MrWall August 23, 2012
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Striker

1. Someone who never miss-flames whilst striking a match

2. Someone who excessively utilises match striking.

3. Someone who knows many a way to strike a match.

4. A fake complement to shout at someone walking the oposite direction, as if to pretend they had done somthing that would echo through the ages.
Striker!!!!!!!!!! (To a familiar, closing-in-on-me type person)
by Absolut Russia November 17, 2006
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