Steaming Road Twinkie 

Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.

Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.

Steaming Road Twinkie by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009

screaming pelican 

when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it

Horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in Mexico

screaming pelican by Carlson December 8, 2002

sneaking suit 

Refers to a type of suit used for infiltration purposes, along with any other type of clandestine act. A sneaking suit will usually be colored so that it can meld with scenery, and will also allow cargo-space via equipped pouches.

"Solid Snake's sneaking suit varies from different Metal Gear games. The most popular sneaking suit for Solid Snake is the one from Metal Gear Solid, which was a grey BDU with a black vest, which was also equipped with kneepads, elbowpads, cargo-space, and was especially modeled with state-of-the-art polythermal technology to prevent hypothermia and thus keep the wearer nice, dry, and warm. Supposedly it's hard to move in the suit though, so training may be necessary."
-me

sneaking suit by Dave May 19, 2004

screaming viking 

an alcholic drink comprised of Half a pint of Cider and one measure of Drambuie on ice. Very popular amongst golfers.

'Make mine a screaming viking with extra ice please' this is a typical order in discerning golf clubs

screaming viking by Michael Richard Low April 19, 2008

Pyramid of Screaming 

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.

To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."

Pyramid of Screaming by klwilson April 29, 2008

screaming seagal 

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.

Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.

screaming seagal by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008

Ego-streaming 

Someone who streams for the sole purpose of gaining attention or to socially probe people to look at their stream, usually performed on Discord.

"Yeah, this dude just started ego-streaming as soon as he joined the call"

Ego-streaming by Rahker August 25, 2022