steak um"s

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).

Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?

by Chip K. September 13, 2008

Steak Night

A greeting between friends

You see your friend walking down the hall, you yell out "STEAK NIGHT!"

by Mike2020 January 14, 2009

Brokeback Steakhouse

The place where all brokeback fellas, take their partners
for tube steak

Jimmi and I are going to the Brokeback Steakhouse
wanna cum ?....

by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006

steak dollas

$1 bills used at the strip club on fillet and titty night.

Thursday is fillet and titty night at the local strip club. Hoe's gotta get dem steak dollas!

by Punxicano May 18, 2009

steak drips

A nasty term for the female vagina.

"I was so drunk last night that I went home with this total skank, but luckily I sobered right up at the sight of her menstruating steak drips."

by nmirick February 19, 2009

Steakache

The pain one feels in the abdoomen after copious amounts of beef are consumed.

Man, last night after I ate a pound of prime rib, I had the worst Steakache and had to make several toilet runs.

by derreckla March 2, 2009

Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.

Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019