Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

Webble Shaving

Only a true man shaves his webbles.

Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?

by Mister D November 23, 2004

Saving grace

A seemingly negative situation that inadvertently results in a relatively positive outcome.

Smoking meth became a sort of saving grace for Bob. On one hand, he lost all his teeth; on the other, he was at his most productive.

by Russell William Fry April 7, 2020

Re-slaving

(Adj.) Anytime an African American makes another African American preform an act, duty, or service. This practice usually envolves physical labor.

Phil: "Yo Jarrad, go get me that Coco Butter."
Jarrad: "Why you gotta be re-slaving me like that?"

by AJ Cummins April 28, 2008

Starving

another way of saying "thirsty"... as in really thirsty

Katie: AHHAHA look at that hoe trying to get some XD
Eilyn: Damn she looks thirsty... so damn thirsty..
Katie: For real, that bitch is Starving !!

by KatieBro. January 25, 2014

Saving-up

When someone with small balls has been masturbating too much they might run low on spunk. And if they have maybe a date with a woman they fancy they will have to stop masturbating and save up there spunk so they can fill the woman up.

Mr X: I heard you have a date with that sexy lady who works on the desk next to yours. What are you planning to do with her?
Mr Y (small balls): Well i have been 'saving-up' just in case something saucy happens. hahaha

by TenaciousCameron June 23, 2009

Shaving the house pubes

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

by backentrybananza August 5, 2010