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Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"
by Tobicat August 18, 2017
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Stanley (town)

Stanley is a little disease ridden town near consett what is full of scary hard people and at there maccies they have to have a bouncer there and there also is the head quaters of the stanley maffia who will pull up to your house if you diss stanley but still conset>>>stanley.
Stanley (town) is a very scary town
man 1:hes fit
man 2: there from stanley
man 1: oh well
by Uncle Barry touched me May 11, 2022
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stanley

little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.
' are u a pussy?'

'no i'm stanley.'
by itssude87 June 8, 2022
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Stanley Uris

The amazing Bird Boy that deserved way better.
A: who does Bill like?

B: Stanley Uris?

C: no Bev
by It’s pennywise July 6, 2022
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stanlito

Stanlito is an very interesting being. It spawns in the greater vicinity of the wooden school of Wilanow, Poland. Not much is known about this entity as it remains silent most of the time. Its primary resting locations include either the classroom or the cave, where many nasty and uncomfortable things happen. Its primary interests are in firearms, far-right politics. Legend says that he carries a glock-17 in his backpack. He enjoys talking about how abortion should remain illegal and about the fact that women belong in the kitchen. One of his friends (shocker) is Carlito, a entity that has similar interests. He believes that bleach can cure autism, according to his speech the method is slightly un-orthodox. The method is meant to kill its host. Also he is known for not submitting any work for english for the entire past school year. This year he picked the social science pathway, he hates it with his entire body strength. Even though picking on people with different political views brings him joy.
Student: “And thats why women should have the right to express themselves”
Stanlito: “No, you are wrong, all woman should remain in the kitchen and if they are autistic they should be used as fire wood”
by Pałalizator February 2, 2023
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Stanley

A trendy insulated mug given as a gift to conpensate for disappointing intercourse
Was he any good?

Nah man, but I got a Stanley

or

How was Matt last night?

Well...I got a Stanley
by Adambom42 October 27, 2023
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Daddy Stanky

When your drunk as hell in the club and rubbing your crotch against a girls leg/hip while trying to stay in rhythm with the beat.
Peter drank too much rum and dislocated his hip again after tryna 'Daddy Stanky' all the midget chicks.
by Sidderz November 9, 2018
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