a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.
Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?
Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever
Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian
Guy2: wow that is really weird
Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom
Guy2: sounds like a plan to me
Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever
Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian
Guy2: wow that is really weird
Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom
Guy2: sounds like a plan to me
by SuperSam813 December 5, 2009
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An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
by Bunkerbuster October 15, 2006
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by Stacey December 5, 2004
Get the Hitler Stache mug.When a bull dyke doesn't quite have enough testosterone supplements to grow a real mustache so they get something tattooed above her (it's) lip. WARNING: These will usually be seen in conjunction with tear drop tattoos, notched eyebrows, and names tattooed on the neck.
some random word in spanish tattooed in old english lettering above the lip thus creating the Tatt-stache.
by Tired of the Trash! February 28, 2010
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by smothpoker December 9, 2008
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